When Cat-Lover is Bored/All the reasons I love Fang

Sorry, DL. I decided to post.

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I have nothing.

Hey, changed the font....doesn't look any different.


Well. I like Maximum Ride. I put the link to this on my profile on FanFiction.com.

I really, really love Fang.

All the Reasons I Love Fang

• Well, for one, Fang's HOT
• He's emo. And plots.
• He is sensitive.
• Fang and I would have the best conversations. If Fang and I had a conversation it would go like this.

CL: OMG FANG FANG FANG I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Fang: ...

CL: And you're so HOT! I LOVE YOU! SQUEEEEE!

Fang: Um.

CL: Heyheyhey, did you know that you're my faaaavorite fictional character--

Fang: Shocker?

CL: Except for maybe Edward, cause Edward's, like, AMAZING, AND HE'S HOT AND HE'S A VAMPIRE AND YOU'RE JUST A BIRDKID and HE'S SOOOO COOL AND I REALLY, REALLY LOVE HIM!!! -deep breath-

Fang: -backs away slowly-

CL: Fang? NOO! WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!! -echos-

The end.

• So yeah, that wouldn't work. And, ooh! Yeah, he can blend into things (almost like invisibility)
• Oh, and he's has gills.
• And he can see, unlike Iggy
• And he has a sweet, sensitive side. -happy smile-
• Oh, and did I mention he's hot? Seriously. He is.

So yeah. Fang just rocks. And he's MINE. Mostly. Kind of. Not really. Eh...he's fictional. Oh well.

:D