Okay. True. -hands you point- Crime = bad. But lockpicking = interesting dinner convo/ icebreaker.
Speaking of icebreakers... -goes off on tangent-
So when I was on the bus to OhLookWasThatAMonkey, I was sitting behind a guy (the one that helped us get second in the field day thing w/ the baseball bat.) and another guy. They were having a very loud discussion on pick-up lines.
Yep. Pick-up lines.
1: Wanna know what the best pick up line EVER is?
2: Suuure!
1: You ask 'em how much the trash can weighs, and they say they don't know, and you say "strong enough to break the ice."
2:....oh!
Me: -smacks head-
That is the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.They went on to discuss how their friend got dared to use a certain pick-up line on a girl at Top and she slapped him.
Hehehe.
Speaking of stupid conversations...-goes off on tangent-
When I was walking to our camp from the square dance at OhLookWasThatAMonkey, I ended up in front of three-pardon me- of the most idiotic guys that I have ever met. First they were trying to write a song about being emo and being funny at the same time (and failing epically at both. The song went I'm an emo/I cut my wrists/ and if you dont watch out/ you'll end up like this or something equally terrible.). Then...
1: Are you smart?
2: Yeah.
3:Uh-huh.
1: Who was the first person to win the Nobel peace Prize?
2: I don't know THAT!
1: Alfred Nobel!
Me: -facepalm-
2: DUDE, he invented the prize!
3: And he, like, intvented, like, dynamite!
-guys snorting/laughing-
1: That's kind of like...
2:...
3:...funny.
-snorting-
I sighed. Apparently, the word 'ironic' was too much for them.
1: Cause dynamite, like, kills people!
No dip.
1: Didja know, if you urinate in a pot, seal it for a hundred days, then it turns to phosphorous, and exp odes on contact with oxygen!
2: So you can make a pee-bomb?
-immature laughter-
1: It's gotta be like, a powder.
2:If it was in a pot, wouldn't it like, evaporate?
3: Maybe, like, cork!
Cork is porous, O Smart Ones! Liquid can't be held in porous containers!
And it pretty much was downhill from there. Example:
2: Didja know that everything we know could be wrong?
-facepalm-
It went to a discussion of "Dark Matter" but they clearly didn't know what it was, because even
I knew they were talking about Anti-Matter which is completely different. One dude thought that 90% of the universe was 'Dark Matter' and the other was like "Dude, no, it's gotta be EQUAL" and I was like,
geniuses.I wish I was exagerating, but I'm not.
These three made any guys we know look like Einsteins.
-back from digression- Where was I?
Oh, yeah, true. Nother point. You don't actually sound like that. Sorryz.
Also true. -reluctatly hand another point- You've never heard me talk to a guy I like either. Which is probably a good thing. I start talking really fast and awkward and I start sweating and my heartrate goes up and it's just generally not pretty. Maybe I'll try the waffle approach.
True. Oh, fine. -shoves bushel of points- Take them all.
They're all fiction....NOOOOOO--JK. Um, war! You like war! -hands deck of cards- I'll have my bushel of points back, now.
And I can't. As you know. -pouts- Meanie. Who's my friend. I have weird logic.
See ya tomorrow....
KITTY LUVER!!
