This Is What Happens When Two Teens Get Bored and Kinda Want to Start A Blog

Hi. I'm {insert name here} and this is my friend {other name here}. When I type, it's going to look like this.

When, um, the DOG LOVER types it looks like this...

Or maybe not. She says her letters are overweight. Well. Too bad for her.

So I am the ALMIGHTLY CAT LOVER. O 3qwwwwiougy0 -
Okay. What's so great about cats. As you said, cats have staff, not owners..k[k \


You dog people just do not understand. -sniff- Fine. Cat Lover. But what we're going to do is we will take a bad grammar deal with it never mind start over.

So. We will look over internet articles and comment on them. For example. Today we are looking at a website about the pychological makeup of the birth order.

So DL is a middle child and I (CL) am an only child. Sooo. Start?

Okay. So middies are supposed to be easy going! Since when have I EVER been easy going? I am worried about everything and I am NEVER CALM!!!!!!!!

I agree. You're many things but easy going is not one of them. For example, once again, I was trying to get to the keyboard AND SHE HIT ME. :P

Yes, however we are more peer-oriented than our older siblings (-snort-) Okay, more peer oriented than they were at our age. And we're also supposed to be the "peacemakers"! That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true. Really. No joke.

Um, yep. Sarcasm intended. (She hit me again). For me. Because you are a very violent 'mediator'. I think 'instigator' might be more....right. Well, unless I'm the only person you hit. Randomly.

I swear that I am not usually a violent person. And no sarcasm intended. I also have something to say about younger siblings. No way are they either charming or creative. If anyone said that about my little brother, I'd start loving cats and live in Alaska. Either that or shoot myself. I'll agree that they are manipulative, but they do not - in ANY way shape or form- use charm to get what they want. If they want something, you'll hear "Whine whine whine, cry cry cry" until they get it.

I have no comment, seeing as I'm an ONLY CHILD, but you sound like a very typical older sib. Moving on to ME. This site says that we're a) burdened by high parental expectations--who isn't? b) Confident... if the Cowardly Lion was considered 'confident', maybe, yeah. c) articulate--sure. I guess so? d)use imagination more than other children-- I actually agree on this one. You have no idea how many stories and stuff I made up as a kid. And still do. DL looks a littles scared... e) expect a lot from other--DO NOT... maybe...? According to DL I am. I DO NOT. f) Hate critisim or however you spell it. I don't! In fact I like constructive critisism. Okay? g) can be inflexible-- I AM VERY FLEXIBLE. Ask DL. Or don't. She says I'm not. h) perfectionist. YES SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I. Am. Not. If I was a perfectionist, my room would be clean. I am very sloppy. I skip steps in math! Hmph. So there.

She is totally a perfectionist. At least she's not Obsessive Compulsive like Monk (WATCH IT. NOW.) Oh and CL says to watch Burn Notice. Okay. Last thing. Older siblings are not conscientious, which by the way means done according to conscience. My sister has dated-- a lot of boys and they all had funny names. Trust me on that one. DL is thinking--behind mis padres backs and she lied about every single one and she went over on her minutes and texted when we didn't even HAVE texting and she's not........Anyway.... But them being agressive, that I can believe.

OOoh, harsh. So I guess we're done. Um. Bye.

(DL says I'm Hungry)

We're going to get caffinated now. I don't care if it's spelled wrong. WHO'S THE PERFECTIONIST NOW, HUH?