WAR

This. Is War. Just for the record, that last post wasn't me. Well, it was. And it was beautiful. And now it's not. So I must fix it.

Oh, and you can see that it's Me or...that other person that I share the blog with because if you look down at the bottom, it says Cat Lover. Not Dog Lover. So. There.

All the Reasons I Love IGGY (Version 2.0)

• He's hot. Literally and figuratively.
• Because he's a pyro.
• Which means he makes bombs.
• So I can blow people up.
• People who mess with my blog posts.
• -coughcough-
• Also, he picks locks.
• How's THAT for a useful talent?
• Fang can't MOVE when he's invisible. Invisibility= not a useful talent
• And 'he's has gills!' Not. Gills? Ew.
• And by the way, I don't like Edward that much. He's creepy.
• And he has intelligent conversations. Unlike DL and Fang. Because, guess what? I WROTE THAT CONVERSATION. THAT WAS PLAGERISM. THAT IS ILLEGAL.
• So here's the BETTER conversation:

  DL: OMG FANG FANG FANG I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AndIknowEverythingthereistoknowaboutyouandyou'resocool!

  Fang: ...

  D: And you're so HOT! I LOVE YOU! SQUEEEEE!

  Fang: Um.

  D: Heyheyhey, did you know that you're my faaaavorite fictional character--

  Fang: Shocker?

  CL: Except for maybe Jacob cause Jacob's, like, AMAZING, AND HE'S HOT AND HE'S A werewolf AND YOU'RE JUST A BIRDKID and HE'S SOOOO COOL AND I REALLY, REALLY LOVE HIM!!!AND I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU TWO BECAUSE YOU'RE EMO AND I THINK THAT'S HOT AND I THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP COULD WORK!!! -deep breath-

  Fang: -backs away slowly-

  CL: Fang? NOO! WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!! NOOOO!-echos-

DL then faints and hits her head and has no recollection of the past events.

• Isn't that better? Now if Iggy and I had a conversation, it would be somewhat more intelligent.

Me: Hi.

Iggy: Hi.

Me: So, do you like waffles?

Iggy: That was random.

Me: But do you?

Iggy: I can make waffles.

Me: Really?

Iggy: Yup.

Me: Cool. I like waffles.

Iggy: I'll make you waffles, then.

Me: Aw, thank you! -hugs-

• See how much better that was? And it brought me to my next point:
• He cooks. HE COOKS. Isn't that great? A guy. That cooks!
• And he's allergic to gum. I think that's cool. And unique. Better than having gills. -shudder-
• And I don't care if he's blind! I'm not judgemental. Unlike some people around here.
• Plus he talks. Therefore, he has a sense of humor. Sexist pig humor, yes, but that's okay. I can whack him.
• And he's got character. He's not two-dementional. He has depth. A serious, sensitive side. That's just...-drools-
• Oh, yes, and he's single.

All in all, a great guy. Now, seriously, I have nothing against Fang. It's just that he doesn't appeal to me. And he's taken.

Iggy does have less fangirls. But as I said before it got deleted, it's less competion. And less bodie--ahem. People. Competion. Yep.

By the way, the color scheme makes my eyes hurt. I'm going to try and change it.

See ya.

Cat-Lover